assincreeds:

**TUMBLR PS4 GIVEAWAY!!**

(sorry for the typo in the url, i asked my friend to make the title because i dont know how to use photoshop and im too shy to ask her to fix it D:)

Yesterday was my birthday and my Uncle surprised me by giving me a PS4 and some games. I already have one so I decided to throw this PS4 Giveaway because I’ve always wanted to do a giveaway. I don’t want anything from this it’s just a good way to give to the tumblr community, and I know a lot of people would appreciate this PS4 more than I do since i have mine. 2 of the games I had bought digitally already so I’ll be giving those away with it, too.

Includes:

• PS4

• Controller (of course LOL)

• All cables except the one to charge the controller (sorry im gonna use that one for my extra controller, but its a normal cable like the one from your phone im sure you have one or you can buy really cheap)

• Assassin’s Creed 4 black flag and it comes with a box and an art book too. it also had a cd but im keeping the cd GOMEN

• Tomb Raider definitive edition

Rules:

Must be following me, so I know you’re an awesome dude(tte) who is into gaming or bluray movies.

• Likes count for 1 entry.

• Reblogs count for 1 entry but you can reblog as much as you want.

• International shipping is FREE but it may take longer if you live in Australia or something.

• No giveaway blogs, I don’t like that this is a fun way to get a cool gift not hoard prizes.

ENDS JUNE 20

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rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

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janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

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conservacat:

bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

omg what a sweetie!!

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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

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laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

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anhonorabledemon:

the fuck is wrong with your hamster

anhonorabledemon:

the fuck is wrong with your hamster

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lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

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marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

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